Definitely not Monty Python and the Meaning of Life.
FML, why am I still awake.

"Hi, Nemo! We are so glad you finally decided to join us."

- *sigh* Here goes nothin'.

"So...tell us how it all began!"

- I found an awesome site called "newgrounds", saw loads of people doing great stuff and decided to join them. I've met and worked with some nice people on pretty cool projects; I just love composing music and producing it. It's so much fun but it's also a big challenge: there is a lot of research involved and a huge amount of new stuff to learn about digital audio - and music in general. Don't even mention people and organisation skills, endless to-do lists and the quest for absolute perfection.

"And what brought you here?"

- Don't get me wrong, I love doing what I do...but, man, I am tired. Like - totally exhausted. My body cannot keep up with this. My brain, on the other hand, is working just fine. And it's frustrating. I don't have the time to be "tired", I have to work.

"You know...workaholism is a form of addiction and is often equated to 'hard-work' - but you can, at any time, engage in our 12-step programme and live a normal life."

- What 'normal life' ? You mean 'lazy', 'good for NOTHING', 'waste of air' ? Is that what you're saying?

"Whoah, calm down, please. There's no need to raise your to-"

- I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION. YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES. I BLOW MY NOSE AT YOU, SO-CALLED 'WORKAHOLICS ANONYMOUS',... AND AT YOU, PAUL, AND ALL YOUR SILLY 'OVERWORKED PEE-PEU-LEZ'.

"You are acting out. There are also other help groups you could conta-"

- REST IS FOR THE WEAK AND I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD. COFFEE IS MY BAE. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CAFFEINE POISONING, LACK OF MOTIVATON, DECREASED PRODUCTIVITY OR SLEEP DEPRIVATION AND .... I, regretfully, REFUSE YOUR OFFER, m'lord.

"..."

- Why am I .... so ... dizzy?

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